ROCKET LEAGUE COACHING FOR PEOPLE WHO WHIFF
You're not hard-stuck.
You're just bad.
Your teammates are too polite to say it. I'm not. TitaniumTugger watches your replays, laughs at your rotations, then actually fixes them — before your duo finds someone better.
HOW IT WORKS
Three steps out of the gutter
Send your replays
Upload a few ranked games. Yes, including the one where you scored on your own net. Especially that one.
Review your crimes
We pause on every double-commit, whiff and panic flip, then fix the habits throwing your games.
Run out of excuses
You leave with training packs, free-play drills and a plan. What you won't leave with is "it was lag."
PACKAGES
Pick your level of embarrassment
Replay Review
I watch your games so your teammates never have to again. Notes back within [X] days.
- Up to 3 replays reviewed
- Timestamped notes
- Top 3 things to fix
Live 1-on-1
MOST POPULAR[60] minutes on Discord where I watch you whiff in real time, then make you stop.
- Live replay analysis
- Private-match drills
- Personal training plan
- Session recording to keep
Rank-Up Program
A month of weekly sessions for players who've finally admitted they need serious help.
- 4 live sessions
- Unlimited replay drops
- Discord DM support
- Monthly progress report
YOUR COACH
I'm TitaniumTugger. I'm better than you.
[A few sentences about you: how long you've played, your peak rank and playlists, any tournaments or teams, and what you love about teaching.]
My coaching is brutally honest. Ball-chasing? I'll say it. Blaming your teammates? I'll pull up the replay. You'll hate me for a week and rank up for a season.
STUDENT RESULTS
They were bad too. Now they're not.
"[Real student testimonial goes here.]"
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LEAVE A REVIEW
Rate your coach
Got carried out of your rank? Tell everyone. Anything under five stars will be reviewed alongside your replays.
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FAQ
What ranks do you coach?
Every rank. Yes, even yours. Bronze players start with a lesson on which net is ours.
Which platforms and playlists?
Any platform. 1v1, 2v2 and 3v3 — just tell me which playlist you want to climb.
How do sessions happen?
Over Discord with screen share. You get the recording. Please mute when you rage.
Can I reschedule?
[Your rescheduling and refund policy.]
BOOK A SESSION
Ready to stop throwing?
Tell me about your game. Be honest — I'm going to see the replays anyway. I'll hit you up on Discord within [24 hours].